Drum Attix

Any place that serves champagne in a can is #1 in my book.

The only place I've ever been that did so is the Trailer Park Lounge.

(For some reason when I took this photo, I thought it was a lot better than this.)

( I'm never willing to pay the $7 for the can of champagne, but just the fact that it's an option makes me happy.

My favorite thing to get: nachos with cheese and vegetarian chili.

Something else I've tried: sweet potato fries. Not my fav since they're covered in cinnamon & sugar. However, I'd say that's pretty authentic as far as trailer park cuisine goes.

When to go:

Birthdays, Happy Hour, & when you're already drunk.
Last year a group of us went for my friend Anna's birthday and the waitress brought her a moon pie with a candle in it. <3

PS. Don't let the name and menu fool you - the prices are ironically on the high side.

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Forget theese dull days that haff you sinking so low! Come now and do not dally! Join together with zee masterful selectors Scallywag, K!O, and Gaby De La Juentes, and delight at sounds of footsteps een motion!

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New Wave || Disco || Synthpop || Industrial || Post Punk || Electrofunk || Prog

I can guarantee you that by the conclusion of tonight's insanely ill party which we have appropriately titled Gros Fête (aka FAT F**KING PARTY en francais bien sur), you will have gross feet, because if you're not moving then we're doing something wrong.

BEFORE

AFTER

LISTEN TO NIKE

At Gros Fête you can dance, you can bump, you can grind, you can drink, and you can even go home with some party favors like my hood rich handbags. Democracy at it's finest. This is some shit you DON'T wanna miss. Like the bag says, JU$T DO IT.

Thursday, January 21st, Theory Events celebrates the brilliance in our midst with Gros Fête, a multimedia wet dream featuring DJ Ayres (The Rub) on the decks, a gallery exhibition showcasing up-and-coming local artists and a 360° immersive video installation by the Glass Bead Collective.

This free event at Gallery Bar is hosted by MC Ryan-O'Neil with performances by DJ Ayres and Theory residents 100dBs, It's Overture and DJ Scallywag. Mixed media art show includes works by Lauren Bahr, Lindsay Bourget and Math-You Namie. Doors at 6 PM. Music at 7 PM. Gallery Bar: 120 Orchard Street at Delancey. No cover! 21+

DETAILS:

• Theory Events presents: Gros Fête at Gallery Bar (120 Orchard Street at Delancey) in the LES.
• January 21, 2010
• Doors open at 6:00PM
• Music from 7:00PM to close
• www.theoryevents.com for more info

MUSIC:

DJ Ayres (The Rub)

www.djayres.com

As the founder of The Rub, DJ Ayres set the gold standard for NYC nightlife with his acclaimed long-running Brooklyn monthly party and radio shows. Internationally recognized for his massive mix CD output, DJ Ayres has toured the globe with the likes of Ghostface Killah, Public Enemy, Diplo, Santogold, Spank Rock, LCD Soundsystem and Justice. He runs the T&A label with Tittsworth while continuing to churn out a host of remixes and collaborations.

...along with Theory resident DJs:

100dBs (Drum Attix)

www.100dbs.com

It's Overture (Drum Attix)

www.itsoverture.com

DJ Scallywag (Drum Attix)

www.myspace.com/djscallywag

...with your MC for the evening:

Ryan-O'Neil (Drum Attix/Free Ice Cream)

www.theonehandbandit.com

FEATURED ARTISTS:

...along with a 360° immersive video installation from The Glass Bead Collective:

www.glassbeadcollective.org

We will also have a 0% commission merchandise table featuring wares from local artists, and expect prizes and giveaways throughout the night!